“Hey there Content-Writer-guy, I’m going to watch live wimbledon tennis online at watchtennisonline.net, with my girl-friend and her father, on his giant plasma screen viewer. Seems the guy is a major tennis freak, but he owns like four nightclubs, and she’s his only child. So, I was hoping that you could, like, I don’t know, tell me some stuff about Wimbledon so I can like, impress him and stuff.”
“Let me get this straight. You wish to impress your prospective father-in-law who is an aficionado of tennis and you think you can do so by sprinkling your interaction with him with factoids about tennis. Does that about some it up?”
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“Not just any old tennis, but Wimbledon Tennis. As we watch live wimbledon tennis online, the three of us, I want to sound knowledgeable about the event. As if I care, you know.”
“You know, that last sentence of yours can be taken two ways. One way is not nice. I choose to believe that it is a case of youthful, slangy syntax, rather than a callous disregard for an elder’s feelings. Do you have money? On you? Okay in that case, take notes. I suspect you have only enough money for one fact, and here it is. The first championship was a Gentlemen’s Singles tournament, with a 22-contender draw. The event was held to commemorate the inauguration of lawn tennis into what had hitherto been a Croquet Club.”
“That’s good. Anything more.”
“No. I will suggest, however that when you watch live wimbledon tennis online at watchtennisonline.net with your girl-friend and her father, you pay close attention and listen to what he has to say, rather than talking. You’ll go farther. You will also want to register with the site and thus be able to watch upcoming Tennis Matches Online and further your education.”
“Thank you.”
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